Women and Fruits

In the morning a woman was demanding fruits from a fruit vendor in English, saying “Give me some destroyed husband”
It takes him an hour to understand that she was asking for “Naashpati(Pears)”.😂😝😂

Father – Son

Papa: Son, what happened to your result?
Pappu: Papa 80% has come.
Papah: But 40% is written on the marksheets?
Pappu: The remaining 40% will be transferred when aadhaar will be linked to the marksheet.